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ho-mobile 

A vehicle used to transport loose women to the locations of their booty calls. Can travel in various directions, even on the same day.
"Hey, Emily, are we taking the ho-mobile down to San Diego or up to Los Angeles this weekend?"
"Actually, Mary, the ho-mobile is traveling to both places. We have a 'layover' in San Diego before heading to Los Angeles."
ho-mobile by Sallie Mason May 22, 2005

mobile home

a common dwelling found in oklahoma. you often see these flying around oklahoma in a tornado.
hey ma, where'd the mobile home go?
mobile home by texas420 May 31, 2006

mobile home

Perfectly respectable alternative dwelling primarily found in the United States. Cheaper priced and often manufactured for less, these dwellings (and thusly their inhabitants) are often looked down upon by the greater society. Truly, mobile homes and their residents are misunderstood and wrongly catagorized as 'trashy' because of long running stereo types dating back to the 1950's. Indeed, the modern mobile home and their owners have evolved beyond the 'white trash hick' stock characters others try to force them to be, but remain overshadowed by the ignorant and those who need to grow up.
Guy #1: Duuuude! Look at all that trailer trash!
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Everyone knows that trailer parks are shit dumps.
Guy #2: I'm going to slit your ignorant throat.
Guy #1: Yeah, I deserve it. Sorry to have wrongly put mobile homes down.
Guy #2: Too late.
Guy #1: Kkgggggchshhhhhhhhhhkkkkk -
Guy #2: God, I hate that sound.
mobile home by StarOnion December 13, 2008

Leaking Mobile Home

The action of cumming in a homeless woman, and while she is cleaning your nut out, you run away with her tent.
Friend: How’d you get that sweet ass tent?
You: I pulled off a leaking mobile home!
Leaking Mobile Home by Lil weenr November 30, 2022

Mobile Homiphobia 

1. The fear of entering a mobile home through the back door.
2. Tim Hardaway condition
3. The fear of a mobile home park driving your housing value down.
John was suffering from a case of mobile homiphobia when he saw all the crap blocking the way to the back door of the mobile home.

Tim Hardaway shouting from his cell phone that he hated rainbows was a distinct case of mobile homiphobia.
Mobile Homiphobia by Zephyr32 February 22, 2007

shady oaks mobile home park 

a slummy shithole in Jackson New Jersey. where the people are mostly asshole douche bags who all think they are better than everyone else they think they are Aryan or hicks but the majority of them listen to rap/hip-hop "music". and drive beat up p.o.s vehicles and drive like it is the indi 500 even some pizza restaurants won't deliver for fear of being robbed this place is drug infested and the cops are here on a daily basis
lets go get some drugs and listen to crappy music while hailing Hitler at shady oaks mobile home park