močko 

acting like an alfa male while drinking shots of bleach and crying about life, also used for high people who are great at cooking and dancing at the same time

Yesterday u acted like Močko, u got full retard and cried about how much money u spend on alcohol.

močko by DK96 March 4, 2018

Mocko 

A family name derived from pure awsomeness. A name meaning people of greatnss, kindness, yet different from the rest. The men of this clan have a way with the ladies, and the ladies are of great beauty.

That guy is so cool and has such a way with the ladies, he must be a mocko.

Mocko by btchn1 February 2, 2010

mocko 

A taco without any meat. A vegetarian taco.

My girlfriend is a vegetarian, so when we want Mexican, we make mockos.

mocko by macblaster October 20, 2007

Mock pack 

An action performed by massive nerds, often named Shane.

Shane: I think we should do a mock pack, Alyssa
Alyssa: fml
Shane: I really want to be the best packed person on the airplane that way I get a golden star, I want to do a mock pack followed by a mock car trip to the airport followed by a mock boarding of a mock plane. I am a fag also by the way

Mock pack by Shanesgoodlookingbrotherinlaw May 16, 2019

mockdocdouchologist

individual that dispenses medical advice despite a lack of any formal medical training. diagnosis is typically less than favorable

mockdocdouchologist diagnosis-" Oh you have fatigue and chronic headaches? It's probably cancer. You should take an anti-depressant."

mockdocdouchologist by desert punk March 2, 2009

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya 

A Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya is loosely based around the deity mockasunya..also known as Horus the cat

All hail! Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022

Mockasunya 

A mockasunya is a cat also known as Horus.

I love playing with mockasunya

Mockasunya by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022