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The one friend (shy) who will always be by your side, even though he lives difficult time : He will always make it up to you because he is the best.

Also funny you’ll may know him because he separated the sea in two. Turns out, sometimes he can get nosey but that’s fun to talk about.

PS: Moïse also known as Moses.
“Hey Moïse! Is that you that separated the sea in two?”

“Go down Moses (basically)”
Moïse by Justanotherkid November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
Moïse is so funny it hurts
Moïse has a good sense of humor
moïse by Annefleurvanbeek November 22, 2021
Moïse is special, beautiful, amazing and unique get yourself a Moïse cause you won’t ever find another one
Moïse
Moïse by Butterfly555 November 22, 2021
Moïse loves bunnies named Freddy and Charlie. She is so hot
Moïse is grocery
moïse by Djozen November 23, 2021
The guy that is usually clueless. Will inadvertently say random things to concuss your thoughts.
server: How’d you liked your eggs sir?
Moise: Run It!
server: Gotcha!
Moise: You already know
Moise by ISmellFarts February 4, 2019
Moise: pronounced (moi-z, rhymes with boyz); of wetness but not in a crude manner; dampness but with class.
My dog's nose is looking rather... moise.

"Senator," his wife whispered at the table while blushing, "I'm quite... moise."
Moise by Squez! September 16, 2019
Simply 2kewl4u
Drinking a cup of Moise a day helps keep the doctor away!
Moise by Moise September 23, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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