the two hottest and most scandalous pledge classes of rowan's alpha epsilon phi chapter. we're loud. we're obnoxious. we drink (and eat) more than you. we get kicked out of bars. we'll make out with your boyfriends. we dance on tables. we stalk. we know everything about anyone we want to.

and now we're going to be lawyers, cops, computer engineers, businesswomen, teachers and irs agents. we no longer just talk trash... we ruin lives.

but you love us.