A young girl usually one who hides in her closet a lot and will often ask you to throw shampoo bottles at her. Beware she snorts marshmallows and can be rather... umm... agressive. Tends to overuse the phrase "You don't need bubble wrap to know when it's chowder time". Has black hair and glasses. :D

...I think I know what was in your closet, man. Those marshmallows were totally from a Mizzie!

Mizzie by whatthefruit March 19, 2009

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Mizzie

A gay man who is obsessed with Justin beiber. Possibly Justin beibers biggest fan/stalker.

Justin was out in the town when Mizzie popped out of know where and grabbed his dick

Mizzie by BigSteve999 October 6, 2019

mizzie

Someone who intentionally misrepresents what you said, builds the worst-possible strawman, then argues against that fake version like they just won the debate.
They know exactly what you meant.
They just want the cheap W and the moral high ground.

Origin:
“Mis” (misrepresent) + “-izzy” (from “dizzy” — because they spin reality until everyone else is dizzy).

Examples:
“so you’re saying we should…” (proceeds to bring up holocaust)
The guy that quotes you verbatim but adds paraphrases in brackets to change the meaning

“Chat’s full of filthy mizzies tonight.”
“Classic mizzy move: I said ‘some women lie about relationships’, he heard ‘all women are liars’.”
"If you can't tell the difference between customers in a restaurant not wanting to be filmed vs street scammers not wanting to be filmed, you're just being a high tier mizzy at this point."

mizzie by MagixAdept December 4, 2025

Wizzie Mizzie

Colloquial or satirical term for Walmart.

Just an ordinary trip to Wizzie Mizzie.

Wizzie Mizzie by AnonymousToad January 3, 2023

on the mizzie

Slang phrase meaning "tomorrow"

"Hey, want to hit the club on the mizzie?"

on the mizzie by zachzoo5 May 27, 2016

mozzie

new york slang for receiving head

this bitch gave me crazy mozzie last night

mozzie by yoockyyyy November 28, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026