mizfire 

Someone I love unconditionally who can set my heart on fire.

I love you, you will always be my mizfire.

mizfire by Frankiebonez August 7, 2009

The Dallas Misfire 

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.

Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!

The Dallas Misfire by mpowell710 July 29, 2023

Double-click Misfire 

This phenomena occurs frequently with Windows users, where when double-clicking on a file in which to open, the click is not fast enough, causing the file to be highlighted rather than opened. This usually causes the user to have to resort to using the “Enter” key instead.

This occurrence can cause low self-esteem particularly in older people as it draws into question the performance of their motor skills, leading to thoughts that maybe they are showing signs of early stages of Alzheimer’s or other neurological disorders (which is usually not the case).

“I saw a neurologist today on account of my increasing number of ‘double-click misfires’. He assured me that nothing was wrong with my motor skills and suggested I simply adjust my mouse settings.”

Double-click Misfire by Johntoo August 22, 2009

cannon misfire 

when someone makes out with a girl who has recently blew a guy off

Elliot Cannon: I totally cannon misfired last night

cannon misfire by Mongolianlakepirate November 12, 2011

Genetic misfire 

Someone that fucks up so much there very birth was a fuck up.

You're all a bunch of genetic misfires

Genetic misfire by Fuckery 101 September 14, 2018

Misfire

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.

Misfire by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013

shit misfire

When you have to take a shit really badly so you run to the toilet and pull down your pants but before you can sit down you unload massive amounts of slippery, steaming shit all over the bathroom.

Dude, I just had a shit misfire - there's fuckin shit everywhere man.

shit misfire by minguab February 3, 2007