asshair

The hair on one's ass.

Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs

by minguab February 01, 2007

asshumbajumba

When a black penis of over 8 inches in length is inserted into an shit-encrusted ass.

That asshumbajumba made my ass bleed.

by minguab February 01, 2007

shit misfire

When you have to take a shit really badly so you run to the toilet and pull down your pants but before you can sit down you unload massive amounts of slippery, steaming shit all over the bathroom.

Dude, I just had a shit misfire - there's fuckin shit everywhere man.

by minguab February 01, 2007