mitzela

A girl who seems like a dainty princess but when a zombie apocalypse drop at your front door, she will the first to rescue your ass.

Mommy, I aspire to be like Mitzela

by littleleaf2021 November 22, 2021

mitzel

The most perfect girl you could ever ask for. She has a sweet smile although she’s not afraid to slap a bitch, even though she denies her beauty ness she’ll always be gorgeous no matter what. Mitzel will always be the bestfriend anyone could ever dream of having and she’s the most honest and funniest person you would ever meet. She will always cheer you up when your down and she will never let you leave without you haveing a smile on your face. NEVER take her for granted because you will regret it, don’t let her slip away because once she’s gone you’ll have a rough time getting her to give you a second chance.

Boy: “did you see mitzel walk by”
Friend: “no”
Boy: “ well you just missed the most perfect girl ever”

by yo.girl May 19, 2018

metzelaars

knowingly going to bed with a girl of questionable looks and/or size. Being drunk is optional but not necessary. To truly pull a metzelaars one must not only sleep with said girl at night but again in the morning before you leave.

Erich had sex with that fat girl last night and again this morning. He totally pulled a metzelaars.

by Harold Petty March 3, 2008

mitzell

a smart person who likes weed..

mittzell tiny planets

by ghfgfhk April 30, 2005

kylie mitzel

DUMBASS WHO THINKS GRASS GROWS ON THE MOON

YOURE SUCH A KYLIE MITZEL

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI April 24, 2018

mitzell

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mitzell is wierd fghfgkgyugi!

by ghfgfhk April 30, 2005

MitzeSlam

Derived from the forgotten ancient greek word, Mitzeious Slamieous. It comes from the ancient story of Oedipus where he bodyslammed his own mother

"Holy shit, that wisguy MitzeSlammed his mother!"

"Enough with the Mitzeslamming!"

by GeorgeFloydLover69 June 25, 2025