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O man that dudez got some serious mittiez!
mittie by Anny Nonimous September 28, 2008
Een Mittie is iemand met een groot mannelijk voortplantingsorgaan uit het midden van Nederland.
Ken jij hem?
Ja tuurlijk ik ken elke mittie
Mittie by 3dil June 16, 2020
mittie will take your breath away. she is the most beautiful girl i've ever seen. she is the prettiest girl in every room, and gets every eye anywhere she goes. she will go fishing and hunting with you and is a daddys girl. she is the girl you take back home but she is SO SEXY! but man fr though you gotta watch out if you date her and keep her safe because she is gorgeous!
mittie is so hot.
back off mittie is mine
mittie by fghtsku! September 23, 2020
mittie is my been
mittie by elllllllllllll3r January 26, 2022

Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"
Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"
Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021

Wrinkled Beef Mitten 

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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