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A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.
Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.

14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?

Business Man: What's that?

14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.

Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.

14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.

Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.
by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013
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