misstory
Hots chicks are in such demand by wife-seeking dudes dat it's a "misstery" why any of them would actually have a "misstory".
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Mistory
Mistory - that part of the story of our past that is not supported by evidence or for which evidence is conflicting, may be based on speculations drawn from questionably related evidence, is widely believed in spite of a lack of evidence. That part of the story that is neither pure myth nor historical fact. Possibly the larger part of the story.
Personifications of Shakespeare, Joan of Arc, and Jesus Christ are a part of mistory. Mistory is a sorely needed relative term. We have too many purported absolutes in the dictionary already. Mystery and mistory are related; but mistory represents a body of pseudo knowledge, whereas mystery can derive strictly from imaginations.
misstery
In da infamous "middle-aged dude and da genie" joke, said vaporous entity implies dat it would actually be MORE difficult for him to unravel da misstery dat da clueless bachelor had asked him about than to build a nearly-three-thousand-mile-long bridge from California across da Pacific Ocean to Hawaii! :P