misshit 

An action inappropriate for the time or place.

What kind of misshit was that?!??

No wonder you lost, you misshitted all over the place.

Don't ever do misshit like that, you almost got us killed.

misshit by wisemantesr February 16, 2009

Milshit

A whitish brown fungal substance similar to mildew. Milshit forms after water containing shit particles spills onto a surface and is not cleaned. Milshit takes 2-3 days to form and will usually result in a ruined carpet/wood floor. Most insurance companies do not cover milshit damage.

Person 1: Hey, did you happen to shit in the air conditioner this morning?
Person 2: Yes I did!
Person 1: Well it dripped down into the living room and onto the floor. You should clean it up before it milshits.

Milshit by the_afterman April 30, 2013

Mishitgan 

A shitty state located in the shitty MIDWEST which is full of hood niggas and white trash. Also people from that trash state love attempting to drive their shitty Chinese-American cars and trucks like they are from NYC but they are so bad at it, they crash every 5 seconds. Also there are a lot of political flip floppers in that garbage state. Mishitgan is where people will have a Confederate flag and a thin blue line flag while having a rainbow flag and face diapers hanging from their rearview mirrors. Also fuck gretcholf whitler and fuck these pussy ass mishitganders who always leave their balls and backbones in their lifted trucks and blindly follow her stupid executive orders and her shitty health department that has no real authority over anything!

Fuck Mishitgan!!!

Mishitgan by Themidwestsucks June 15, 2021

Mishitgan 

A derogatory jab at the state of Michigan.

Guy 1: "Ugh! I hate Michigan."
Guy 2: "More like MiSHITgan, amirite?"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up, you brilliant manchild."

Mishitgan by carde-senpai January 13, 2015

misshift 

Misshift. V. The process of either selecting the wrong gear in a manual transmission, or shifting at the wrong rpms. For example when shifting from 2nd gear to 3rd gear accidentally selecting 5th gear instead or vice versa.

Tommy lost the respect of his peers when he misshifted his Miata and lost to Enrique's Honda Civic with V tech.

misshift by 83944 April 11, 2016

midshit 

A term used on 4chan's /lgbt/ board to refer to a trans person who transitioned in a range between that of a youngshit and an oldshit. The age range for this varies, but is generally between the ages of 18 and 25. Most midshits are too old to pass without surgery, but still have passing potential given enough time on hormones and potential surgical intervention.

Alice, in typical midshit fashion, simultaneously hates youngshits for being lucky enough to transition early and oldshits for existing in public.

midshit by fullbodyphallo October 1, 2022

messhit 

telling someone is shit

messi is messhit

messhit by haizooooooooooooooooooo July 15, 2022