A shitty state located in the shitty MIDWEST which is full of hood niggas and white trash. Also people from that trash state love attempting to drive their shitty Chinese-American cars and trucks like they are from NYC but they are so bad at it, they crash every 5 seconds. Also there are a lot of political flip floppers in that garbage state. Mishitgan is where people will have a Confederate flag and a thin blue line flag while having a rainbow flag and face diapers hanging from their rearview mirrors. Also fuck gretcholf whitler and fuck these pussy ass mishitganders who always leave their balls and backbones in their lifted trucks and blindly follow her stupid executive orders and her shitty health department that has no real authority over anything!
Fuck Mishitgan!!!
by Themidwestsucks June 15, 2021
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by carde-senpai January 13, 2015
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by LK411 February 28, 2021
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Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.
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Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.
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