Missheard 

When someone is blatantly lying to your face, denying the evidence put in front of them and you're so appalled by the obvious gaslighting you think you heard (missheard) wrong.

Normal person 1: Did she really just get up there and tell everyone her dog stepped on a bee?

Normal person 2 : yeah, but all the evidence says otherwise. She's such a pathological liar.

Normal person 1: ugh, I was worried I might have Missheard.

Missheard by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Missheard 

When you straight up lie to the whole world, then gaslight them by telling them they Missheard you.

Everyone : you liar! We all heard what you said to the whole world you can't tell us we didn't hear what you said! Besides it's recorded.

Lying trash : I did not say anything like that! You all must have Missheard me!

Missheard by Misty Partly Cloudy June 8, 2022

Missheard Alert 

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.

Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.

Missheard Alert by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

messhead 

One who clearly loves a damn good session, and sending their head around the bend by consuming vast amounts of alcohol and/or various other substances (usually the latter)

Can usually be found talking codshit, raving, or dying in a hole.

Ha, did you see that lad crawling round the toilets after those 8 shots of tequila??! the messhead.

messhead by tarajane May 12, 2007

messhead 

it comes from the french word for no job and fucked up
a mess head could do any drugs or just sniff packet meals?
someone who is so fucked they lick old newspaper cuttings for nutrition and one time they took so much pills they went back in time

jack is a messhead coz he took twenty pills

messhead by haimes March 30, 2008

Mosshead 

An derogetory term for a black person.

"That damn mosshead stole my watch and my sneakers."

Mosshead by dfsdgdg May 4, 2007

messhead 

A sick clothing line. Also can be used to refer to the wearer of said messhead clothing. Can also be used as an adjective to describe a person, though the connotation is neither good nor bad and entirely up for interpretation.

I own everything by messhead!
That kid is such a messhead, does he shop anywhere else?
What a messhead.

messhead by shin! December 12, 2007