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When you pick up a box/package/item and it's heavier or lighter than you expect. Can result in throwing the package in the air or immediate back pain.
"I picked up a box I thought was full, but it was empty. Crazy case of mismass!"
mismass by FearlessDominator February 23, 2020
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to incorrectly assume
Amanda's parents misassumed that her reluctance to do her homework was because of her laziness, but it was really because of her recent fight with her boyfriend.
misassume by MirandaJM June 21, 2011

mismisspell

To spell a word wrong wrong;
to spell a word wrongly wrongly;
to spell a word incorrectly incorrectly;
to fail to spell a word wrongly;
to fail to spell a word incorrectly;
to fail to fail to spell a word correctly;
to spell in a wrong wrong way;
to spell in an incorrect incorrect way;
to write or utter with wrong wrong letters;
to write or utter with incorrect incorrect letters;
A mismisspelling of "ethylenediaminetetraacetates" would be "ethylenediaminetetraacetates."
mismisspell by jkcl March 12, 2020

missassertive

When a woman is speaking assertively
Kelly got sick of being spoken over so she started being missassertive.
missassertive by Miss Assertation January 27, 2023
Christmas in May.
First used on May 6, 2018 by Mel and Brandon at Holy Family Church Office
Merry Mismas Roshan,
Merry Mismas Francisco

The first Mismas was May 6, 2018 at Holy Family Church by Mel and Brandon
Mismas by Bran and Mel June 2, 2018

Mismassticate 

The name given to misjudging the weight of an object, resulting in a faster than expected jerky action when picking it up. This normally occurs when an object is lighter than expected.
"I mismassticated the kettle and threw hot water everywhere. People should be careful not to missmasticate containers with hot fluids in them."
Mismassticate by Pidgey69 January 2, 2012
The graetest person in the world and likes to snap and is beautiful

And all mismaoses have/had a youtube channel
Mismaos yea hes that guy from youtube know hom?
mismaos by Mismaos January 14, 2017
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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