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I'm sorry, but I just don't see you that way whether it be a date or not, but I know that there will be a girl out there for you. I just don't want you to waste what mismal time you have this summer, not studying, on trying to start something that won't happen. I'm sorry, and thanks for understanding.
Mismal by Alissa 947292916-4- May 28, 2015
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mishallamour 

Having a false sense of importance
She/he thought she was a social media influencer and brand endorser but she/he is mishallamour.
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Misalgia 

The feeling of sentimental distaste for the past, typically for a period or place with negative personal associations.
Listening to Crazy Frog gives me the strongest feeling of misalgia, I used to hate it! Wanna go listen to some of their songs?
Misalgia by Picklwarrior1 June 10, 2016
Geographical acronym referring to five states in the United States: Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana.

The first letter of each of the states is taken to form the word Mimal. If you look at a United States map, you will see that these five states lined up will form an image of an elf. Minnesota is the hat. Iowa the head. Missouri the body. Arkansas the legs. Louisiana the boots.

There's just one question. What would Tennessee be?
Student 1: I can't remember the states along the Mississippi River!

Student 2: Just look for MIMAL: Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, in that order.

Student 3: Okay, so is Tennessee supposed to be his cock?
MIMAL by J dawg123 January 26, 2008

Misaland 

The Discord server created by Mike Hawk after his rejection from Order 332. Since its creation, Misaland has been acquired by Order 332 and now acts as a gateway server for new members of the Order 332 server. Since Dizz has become owner of Misaland, its reputation has become far better than it was when run by Mike Hawk
Person 1:Woah, you're a part of Misaland? Isn't that server really bad?
Person 2: Yeah, it used to be when Mike Hawk ran it, but now Dizz runs it so it's good again!
Misaland by TheRealMisaland March 12, 2022

drunken miscalculation 

Any and every time of regrettable decision or action made while under the influence of alcohol.
Yeah, I know, it was a total drunken miscalculation.
Any book of prayer or devotions.
The missal contains holy prayers for the entire year.
missal by Trismegistic December 21, 2014
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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