molestimate 

Do estimate how many one has molested.

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.

molestimate by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

Mikestimate 

A Mikestimate or Mikestimation is similar and yet opposite to a guesstimate ( an estimate usually made without adequate information) as A mikestimate is a guess with complete and utter “BLIND” accuracy and is always with 100% certainty absolute correct down to the 100th milemeter.

“Did you mikestimate that?”
“Yeah but it’s as close as a bees c*ck as you’ll ever be!”

Mikestimate by Adventureant June 13, 2024