Mikestimate

A Mikestimate or Mikestimation is similar and yet opposite to a guesstimate ( an estimate usually made without adequate information) as A mikestimate is a guess with complete and utter “BLIND” accuracy and is always with 100% certainty absolute correct down to the 100th milemeter.

“Did you mikestimate that?”
“Yeah but it’s as close as a bees c*ck as you’ll ever be!”

by Adventureant June 13, 2024

molestimate

Do estimate how many one has molested.

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.

by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

Mikestigator

My ksti gaye ter. Slang term for the instigator named mike.There is at least one mikestigator within every group of friends.definition: the guy named mike whom always starts she amongst friends by making comments and gestures pitting one person against the other.A real asshole, a mikestigator carefully plans his day before arriving to a get together, just to see how much shit he can stir.

"Damn, those two are at it again? Wheres the mikestigator who caused this shit,? Again........

by Guadalupe pineda July 8, 2014