miscuck 

To overly hastily and wrongfully accuse someone of being a cuck based on a fleeting first impression or insufficient information.

"Steve Mason is often miscucked for allowing his wife, Janet Mason, to fuck other men, and even pimping her out to them himself. He however is allowed to fuck other women himself, so it balances out."

"These day it's easy to get miscucked for offenses as minor as not wholeheartedly agreeing with President Trump's agenda."

miscuck by Xfing January 25, 2017

misfucked 

when you're gonna fuck a chick but you miss.

I totally misfucked that chick last night.

misfucked by hotdogjordan November 30, 2010

misfuckinstaken 

mistaken, but REALLY FUCKING mistaken.

If she thinks she aint gonna go down on my stinkpole tonite, well she is just misfuckinstaken!

misfuckinstaken by Brendan January 16, 2003

miscocke

The act of waking up and realizing you had made a mistake with your penis the previous night.

When I was drunk, banging Rachel seemed like a good idea. Now that I am sober, I realize that it was a huge miscocke.

miscocke by SHEEPSKILL December 2, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016