A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.

Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.

Fecal Viscosity by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

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MIscosy

A word used when caught doing an embarrassing act red handed, to divert the attention of onlookers.

Also makes people believe you don't understand their language and that you are retarded, so that everyone is afraid to say something to you.

Lights go out.
Weird Scandinavian guy starts feeling Hamaad Mustafa up.
Lights return abruptly, revealing the culprit in the act.

Scandinavian guy smiles and says, "Miscosy! Miscosy!"
Hamaad Mustafa, "Fuck my life."

MIscosy by ShameelM September 23, 2010

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Vaginal Viscosity

Vaginal Viscosity is a measurement used to describe the thickness and texture of a substance secreted or residing in the vaginal tract of the female counterpart to the male part of the human race. It can be checked by tongue, finger, teeth, a form of sunflower, or otherwise. Some emanating juice may taste good. Other not so good. Feel free to try it out.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chicks vaginal viscosity was like a McDonalds milkshake."
Guy 2: "Really? Wow the last girl I had was as runny as a babies nose in winter"

Vaginal Viscosity by AsHaNdAiDaNsTrIkEaGaIn August 1, 2010

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Viscosity

The thicc-est you can be. How much thicc you have on your rump.

Male 1: " Did you see her viscosity?"
Male 2: "She has so much viscosity I'd so tap that"

Viscosity by daddywarbucks1173 March 11, 2018

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