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minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"
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U Mirin' Brah?

Somewhat of a rhetorical question, where one fellow male asks another if he's admiring the aesthetics of your body definition, or weight lifting ability, when in reality it is actually quite obvious.
Josh finishes a set of dead lifts; with impressive form and weight - when he looks over to his fellow mate, who seems to be struggling with curling 30 pound dung bells. He says " Hey, Steve, U Mirin' Brah? " - Steve replies "No way man", and continues to finish his set.

Josh smirks and flexes in the mirror, and says to himself - " Yeah.. he was definitely Mirin' "
U Mirin' Brah? by James D Perry December 27, 2012
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Mariona is a great person.
Mariona by XxballerboyxX October 21, 2019

minion memes 

Some normie shit 40 year old moms think are “funny” and “relatable
She looks like she enjoys minion memes, the old cunt.
minion memes by Helk yeah my guy October 30, 2017

Misha's minions 

The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins
Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions

Mirin’ 

When people are admiring your gains. Supa set!
All these peasants are mirin’.
Mirin’ by Dom Mazzeti June 12, 2019