mirage a trois 

When you wake up from a sexual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.

He kept the lights on during sleep to avoid the reoccuring mirage a trois experience.

mirage a trois by Greyegg May 5, 2010

Mirage à trois

That's where you fight 3 of me at once.

Hey, come back if you're ever looking for a, Mirage à trois, that's where you fight 3 of me at once.

Mirage à trois by anonymous November 25, 2020

Mirage à trois

A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.

Alice: How was your night, Bob?

Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!

Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!

Mirage à trois by gouletgoo December 22, 2013

Mirage à trois

When you are too deluded to realize your make believe girl friend is actually a transvestite.

Did you know Roger had a Mirage à trois last night!? Really? Yes, his date and her two balls!

Mirage à trois by PooPooPharthead March 27, 2010