Miracle baby's are people that have hade a near death experience when they were little. They are also the nicest, funniest, best people that you are so thankful that they survived and you got to know them! Not every one likes them but once you get to know them they will be one of your best friends!
by .Conner.jonnes.12345678910.!? November 30, 2018
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A person so incredibly stupid that it is a miracle he didn't kill himself in some way that makes him eligible for a Darwin Award.
Joe just climbed the high-tension power tower! I'm amazed he didn't get fried! He's a real miracle baby, isn't he?
by meldroc August 5, 2009
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Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.
Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.

Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.
by Alyson Clair September 13, 2008
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