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miracle baby

A person so incredibly stupid that it is a miracle he didn't kill himself in some way that makes him eligible for a Darwin Award.
Joe just climbed the high-tension power tower! I'm amazed he didn't get fried! He's a real miracle baby, isn't he?
miracle baby by meldroc August 5, 2009

miracle from the baby Jesus 

Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.
Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.

Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.