mipper

M.I.P. or a minor in posession

Friend 1: "Oh my gosh you guys, the cops came to this party I was at and we all got M.I.P's."

Friend 2: "Oh no! I can't believe you got a mipper. Now you have to go to court and pay $200!"

by Alligatorsaurus May 30, 2006

mipped

to get an MIP from the cops.

"Dude I just got mipped!"

"Aw man that sucks!"

by okeydokey080 February 15, 2010

Mupper

Someone who likes to have fun.

Lee is a mupper.

by itsThemuRR September 19, 2018

Mippens

A 1337 person. Could be a nickname. The coolest person in town. Nothing can top the Mippens.

Dude, there's Mippens!

by Mippens15 February 24, 2009

ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003