Mepper 

A recluse creature with the body of a squirrel, the beak of a duck, and the crest of a lion. Native to Jacksonville, NC. Has been known to travel in packs and forage in the dumpsters of local hotel chains. Valued for their rare pelts the mepper is on the verge of extinction and should be regarded as extremely dangerous.

The Mepper ate my baby........

Mepper by VirgilD September 15, 2010

Mupper 

Someone who likes to have fun.

Lee is a mupper.

Mupper by itsThemuRR September 19, 2018

ass mopper 

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

ass mopper by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. 

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

mexpertise 

To have knowledge, understanding, or firsthand experience with matters that are relevant to the Latino community. This can be food, family, language, religion, or any other aspect of life.

"Irene, I may need your mexpertise to find a good chile for my salsa."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."

mexpertise by Geoff Lilley November 10, 2007

Meeper 

A person who talks simply because they can. They have nothing interesting to say, but continue to speak anyway. Such a person is highly irritating, and fairly useless to the human race. The action is reffered to as meeping, or to meep. This word gained popularity after being used by Benjamin on the ninth season of Big Brother Australia.

1. Person 1: John is so annoying! He just talks absolute shit! Person 2: Sounds like a real meeper!
2. Person 1: And then a walked down the street, but then I saw a Supre, then I liked a dress, but then-
Person 2: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, STOP MEEPING!

Meeper by Anti meeper September 25, 2012

jizz mopper 

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

jizz mopper by Shit Brick July 2, 2003