minitartar

A minitartar is a "Good & Hairy" person.

Jessica: hey Macklemore can I see your hairy legs?
Macklemore: yes, of course.
Jessica: you're such a minitartar.

by Maxistar July 2, 2016

militaretarded

People in the military that use their enlisted status to pick up

Boy: "So I'm an officer in the Navy."
Girl to other girl: "He is so militaretarded"

by SCADLax October 26, 2012