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Your penis at McDonald's. Once you leave the establishment, its back to penis again
person A "Once I left the McStablishment, its back to penis again"

person B "I would like a McPenis filet"

person A "Open your mouth. Wait lets go back inside McDonalds real quick"
McPenis by rahul k January 3, 2008

McPenis Filet

An item not actually on the McDonald's restaurant's food menu. When one wishes to confuse, embarass, belittle, or otherwise make fun of a McDonald's employee, they are to order one large McPenis Filet. This item is normally ordered from the drive-thru menu, however, excessive confusion can be added by walking inside, gesturing up toward the menu above the employees as if the item is actually up on the menu, and then ordering the aforementioned McPenis Filet.
"Hello there, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.

Mcpenisburger 

The act of placing one's penis between two buns and offering it as a meal to others; often associated with Mcdonalds restaurants.
I'm going to Mcpenisburger the balls out of that girl.
Mcpenisburger by BrownSugarBro June 14, 2009

penis mcpenis

A giant douche who is prone to skidmarks and duck butter. Synonymous with shitty mcfagpants and mcbutterpants.
Alex is such a penis mcpenis; he always wears that same dirty ass jean jacket and reeks of elderberries. I wish he would cut that damn mullet.
penis mcpenis by Hull Kogan March 8, 2004
Likes to suckysucky. Mama's boi, skinny balls, fatherless, calls everyone papa ( ughhhhhhhhhhhh ). Is gay but suck's dildo's for his pass time. that's why we call this man McPenis ( real name McInnis )
McPenis has no balls
McPenis by Ballsniffer6000 October 19, 2022

McPenis Surprize 

A sexual technique favored by dirty fast food eating women. Not to be confused with McPenis filet.
Dip dip dive, I like my niggas on the side, the bitches call me McPenis surprize.
McPenis Surprize by BigDickDan February 5, 2005
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