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minge ninja 

one expert at sneaking up on minges and taking them by surprise, then satisfying them with some tongue aerobics
"that Phil is a Grand Master Minge Ninja, she never knew what licked her until it was all over and she was left a quivering wreck"
minge ninja by Sheepie February 16, 2006
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Minge ninja 

Aww girl I met a dude he talked the game but he’s in and out before youn know it proper minge ninja did Hess
Minge ninja by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

Minge ninja 

It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja
You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature
Minge ninja by Chop81 April 3, 2021

ninja minge 

Inserting of objects into the vagina, with the intention of passing the item to another person without their knowledge of the fact that the item had been 'minged'.
I returned this pen to the store, after ninja minging it.
I ninja minged this pen.
This cup smells funny, did you ninja minge it?
ninja minge by Skyfall June 29, 2006

Ninja minge 

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.
Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.

Mingeaninja 

A Mingeaninja is when a ninja mingers a minge
The Ninja became a Mingeaninja when he minged the minge
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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