minerales 

A clan of the most alpha and capable individuals. They are refined in their abilities when it comes to being an alpha male. They are natural leaders and have the ability to turn losers into winners. Legend says that if you meet a Minerales then you will automatically become a better person.

“OMG, is he a Minerales? He’s so hot!”

minerales by Sace56 February 7, 2020

Ges Misérables 

Ges Misérables or ges misérables (pronounced ‘Gay Miz-eh-rahb’) is the ‘Gay Misery’ or mournful depression occasionally experienced with gays faced by overwhelming complexity and societal opposition to their lifestyle ‘choice’. Unbeknownst to most heterosexuals, it requires tremendous psychic energy to even roll out of bed and face a world that is often violently hostile to the way a person thinks, speaks, dresses, walks, votes, emotes and makes love.

Julian was reconciled to his lifestyle choice and seldom experienced ges misérables. Julian’s lover James was no so fortunate however, and often knew despondent freefall into the vast royal blue abyss of the Ges Misérables.

Ges Misérables by Mo Dixley April 15, 2009

mineral push

V. When floating on an inner tube in a shallow body of water and a large submerged rock takes you by suprise and hits your directly in the asshole.

- dude why is mark crying?

- oh i think he just got mineral pushed and im pretty sure hes bleeding.

mineral push by D$$$$Money August 30, 2011

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness 

The Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness displays the scratch resistance of various minerals through the ability of a harder material to scratch a softer material. It was created in 1812 by geologist Friedrich Mohs. It lists ten minerals, ranging from Talc (Softest Known Mineral) at 1 to Diamond (Hardest Known Mineral) at 10.

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness is as follows:

1 - Talc
2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
10 - Diamond

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness by Some you'll never meet January 5, 2013

les misérables 

The greatest musical evar. Which is NOT SET DURING THE French Revolution, but the Paris student uprisings of the 1830s. Oy.

Going to see Les Misérables this weekend -- YAY

les misérables by joe-nobody October 4, 2005

Minerals 

Balls. In relation to courage... "He doesn't have the balls to tell his boss to fuck off."

Millennial:. "You wouldn't do that!"

Me: "What? You don't think I've got the minerals?"

Minerals by Wandering J November 11, 2020

Extreme mineraling 

The act of jumping off a cliff in order to, all while in mid air, get a taste of the delicious mineral which is exposed on the outer layer of rock. This is done by licking or breaking off a chunk and eating the mineral.

"Hey Larry, do you want to go extreme mineraling with me this Thursday?"

Extreme mineraling by SwagginBanana January 14, 2015