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Mindsurf 

The act of zoning out when extremely high on marijuana. It can also be used as a synonym for getting high.
Mindsurf by Annie Jungle June 14, 2011
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windsurfing

One of the greatest sports in the world. All the plus bits about surfing but with no paddling and you can go play inland as well given a bit of wind.
You gotta get out there man, it's blowing its tits off and the waves are mast high. Great windsurfing weather.
windsurfing by P..B.. January 10, 2006

Windsurfing

The act of performing anal sex while the receiver farts during this action.
"Took this girl home last night and went windsurfing on the first date"
Windsurfing by things25 January 15, 2015

windsurfing

to masturbate and get great pleasure
man, i wacked off all over my friends school shirt last night
windsurfing by david September 20, 2004
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026