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Windsurfing

The act of performing anal sex while the receiver farts during this action.
"Took this girl home last night and went windsurfing on the first date"
Windsurfing by things25 January 15, 2015
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windsurfing

man, i wacked off all over my friends school shirt last night
windsurfing by david September 20, 2004

wikisurfing 

The act of going from one Wiki (such as Wikipedia, or Uncyclopedia) article to another. This sport can be highly entertaining and time-consuming. The vast amount of material covered, and the number of links within an article make it possible to jump (for example) from Monty Python to Vacuum Cleaners, and then to World War II.
"Dude, I spent like all of last night wikisurfing. I have no life."
wikisurfing by Stephan Garland September 7, 2005

Wind Surfing 

a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.

or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air
a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.

b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.
Wind Surfing by Sand Cat February 27, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026