mindful nut

The big O that transcends reality.

She was meditating and masturbating simultaneously; resulting in an amazingly mindful nut.

by UD Hero December 24, 2017

mindful nut

When you give your partner a warning before ejaculating, usually by tapping the head or thick repeatedly before the release, so they can be prepared.

Pat: I'm so glad Lynn gave me a mindful nut. I hate it when I don't get a heads up.

by UD Hero December 24, 2017

Mindful Nut

The act of reaching an orgasm in a normal waking state of consciousness, without the influence of any physical stimulation. This paramount state of spiritual, mental, and physical mastery is widely believed by many to be a myth.

"Bro, I finally completed the Iron Man Race! I got sub-11 hours!"

"That's nice, but last night I finally achieved the Mindful Nut."

"Man, I didn't even think that was possible."

by Bobert McJefferson April 2, 2026