mindful nut

The big O that transcends reality.

She was meditating and masturbating simultaneously; resulting in an amazingly mindful nut.

mindful nut by UD Hero December 24, 2017

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mindful nut

When you give your partner a warning before ejaculating, usually by tapping the head or thick repeatedly before the release, so they can be prepared.

Pat: I'm so glad Lynn gave me a mindful nut. I hate it when I don't get a heads up.

mindful nut by UD Hero December 24, 2017

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Mindful Nut

The act of reaching an orgasm in a normal waking state of consciousness, without the influence of any physical stimulation. This paramount state of spiritual, mental, and physical mastery is widely believed by many to be a myth.

"Bro, I finally completed the Iron Man Race! I got sub-11 hours!"

"That's nice, but last night I finally achieved the Mindful Nut."

"Man, I didn't even think that was possible."

Mindful Nut by Bobert McJefferson April 2, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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