mindeploe 

What happens when auto correct likes to screw with you. It often happens when you type the word 'mind blown'.

Wow, I am so mindeploe.

mindeploe by ThatZeldaGirl May 30, 2014

mineplex anticheat 

A nonexistent entity.

Kevin: Dude there was someone flying around our skywars game with kill aura, but he didn’t get banned by mineplex anticheat! Well anyways, do you want to play another game?
Phillip: Hold on I just got kicked for flying for walking up stairs with lag.

mineplex anticheat by Myrus April 21, 2018

mindsplosion 

when something blows your mind

something that blows your mind or is unbelievable

1.) i had a mindsplosion when my parents gave me a new car

2.) knowing pi to the 100th place is a mindsplosion

mindsplosion by VicyToriA April 2, 2011

mineplex staff 

A species of idiot that likes to ban people for no reason. Most are suck-ups and tryhards. They do nothing helpful except possibly making a game hacker-free if the hackers are morons who speed fly across the map to force-field everyone at the enemy's spawn.

Joe: I need a slow animal to study for science class. It needs to be lazy and stupid.
Bill: Just do a report on mineplex staff!

mineplex staff by FlyingTryhard March 17, 2017

mingeplode 

The act of girl-cumming onto ones partner, or into their orifice of choice.

Jane says:
Hai John, I am molesting your a-hole
John says:
Feeling better today I take it then?
Jane says:
Now that I have mingeploded into your butt, yes.

mingeplode by ArrW February 16, 2010

Mineplex 

The largest Minecraft server community in the world, and also the largest Minecraft community of idiots. Full of little children, usually under 5 year old, who scream the most ignorant remarks and are incredibly clueless. This is a place where find people who are literally dumber than a piece of bread. This is also a place where you can find the most illogical people known to all of humanity. People think that just because you killed your opposer, that you are "obviously" hacking. Also, people cannot get their facts correct, and because of that start a massive debate of who is correct, which shouldn't be considered a debate, rather than two children screaming at each other as if they were on the playground. A starting example as "WHO IS TE OWNUR OF MYNEPLOX?" Mineplex also contains incredibly stupid staff members, excepting a few. The staff will ban you without reason, mute you without reason, and refuse to unban/mute you even with the largest amounts of evidence towards your innocence. So in conclustion, the server does contain what should be considered the largest amount of concentrated idiots in the world. Yes, the community of Mineplex is worse than Hitler.

Oh yeah! Mineplex! Yeah I hate that server. <3 (but I still love it)

Mineplex by Lmao Ik December 13, 2014

Mineplex 

A Minecraft shithole full of immature little children usually ranging from the ages of 8-12. The children are completely unaware this shithole is pile of trash and they usually like to ride the dicks of the many corrupt staff members there. The people who apply for helper are all suck-ups and tryhards who will probably never achieve the rank of helper. Many people claim you hack just because you beat them and you don't even hack at all. The staff there are very corrupt and will lock your thread on their forums without even posting on it or giving a reason why it is locked. They don't even allow the word hell on their server and will literally go ballistic when you swear. Many people will report there left and right. They think a date is just a teddy bear tea party. Most of the people who play this shithole will end up virgins living in their parent's basements living at the age of 40.

10 year old: I would kill myself if Mineplex was to ever die.
Person who claims hacks: What the fuck is this? Dude, you killed me through a fucking wall. I saw you! Get banned, kid. Brb, reporting on Mineplex forums.
Helper Tryhard: Guys, the staff of Mineplex are doing the best they can even though they aren't and never will!

Mineplex by Dinov December 17, 2014