mind jizz

where you are concentrating on an object e.g a fit woman and you accidently blow your load in your pants

corr i think i just mind jizz'd over sophie reade

mind jizz by grand master ppoc September 19, 2009

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Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

Mind Your Jizziness by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

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Mindjizz

When your mind starts thinking of all the bad things about life and your mind starts to scramble. Then you think of one amazing thing and BAM! you mindjizz and start to relax.

Guy: Dude, I was thinking about all the exams we have to do this week and then I remembered I get to bang Kelly tonight.

Guy2: DUDE, you totally just mindjizzed!

Mindjizz by chinoy January 13, 2010

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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