mind jizz

where you are concentrating on an object e.g a fit woman and you accidently blow your load in your pants

corr i think i just mind jizz'd over sophie reade

mind jizz by grand master ppoc September 19, 2009

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Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

Mind Your Jizziness by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

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Mindjizz

When your mind starts thinking of all the bad things about life and your mind starts to scramble. Then you think of one amazing thing and BAM! you mindjizz and start to relax.

Guy: Dude, I was thinking about all the exams we have to do this week and then I remembered I get to bang Kelly tonight.

Guy2: DUDE, you totally just mindjizzed!

Mindjizz by chinoy January 13, 2010

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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