mind jizz

where you are concentrating on an object e.g a fit woman and you accidently blow your load in your pants

corr i think i just mind jizz'd over sophie reade

by grand master ppoc September 19, 2009

Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

Mindjizz

When your mind starts thinking of all the bad things about life and your mind starts to scramble. Then you think of one amazing thing and BAM! you mindjizz and start to relax.

Guy: Dude, I was thinking about all the exams we have to do this week and then I remembered I get to bang Kelly tonight.

Guy2: DUDE, you totally just mindjizzed!

by chinoy January 13, 2010