Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)

Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!

Mind Boner by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010

mind boner

When you mind has a big boner but your penis does not.

Hey girl, I know my penis isn't hard but I've got a major mind boner.

mind boner by bones11 December 8, 2007

mind boner

When you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind boner. The excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. Mind boners can also be used to mind fuck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (See also mind fuck)

"Dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind boner."

"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."

mind boner by Professor INYOHEAD October 10, 2013

Mind Boner

To have a great idea.

I just got a mind boner; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!

Mind Boner by TooHardtoHandle January 12, 2015

mind boners 

when something blows your mind, it gives you a mind boner.

friend:shit dude! did you hear that new luvtonez joint?

president barack obama: yeah man, shit is real. it gave me mind boners!

mind boners by tibby trillZ September 9, 2011

mindboner

when you look at a girl and she is so hot that your get a mindboner without even getting a real boner

joshua eagle saw a hot girl and got a mindboner

mindboner by justin707 July 7, 2010

Mindboner

The intense intellectual excitement or stimulation one feels when encountering a brilliant idea, profound theory, or mind-blowing concept. It’s like your brain just got an adrenaline rush.

I just watched a documentary about quantum entanglement, and I’ve got the biggest mindboner right now!

Mindboner by helical_guide February 21, 2025