millifecal 

The international standard unit (SI) for measuring bullshit. Abbreviated as mF.

Usually measured via Bullshit Meter.

The standard millifecal scale:

000-150 mF = Fib
151-270 mF = White Lie
271-400 mF = Smells Funky...
401-531 mF = Crap
532-780 mF = Bullshit!
781-999 mF = No F***ing Way.
1000-9000 mF: You are advised to seek help if you regularly find your daily bullshit exposure levels within this range.
Over 9000 mF: Fatal.

Man 1: Tell me again what the millifecal is based on?
Man 2: It’s basically how much you can poop in one day.
*loud electrical whine*
Man 1: Whoa, you're registering 553mF on my Bullshit Meter!
Man 2: Good. I wondered if that thing still worked.

Dude 1: Quiet! I can't hear the State of the Union Address!
President on TV: "... and our economy is looking better every day!"
Dude 2: Ha. What would you rate that?
Dude 1: About 650 millifecals.

millifecal by The Craftsman December 4, 2013

Milliterally 

adverb. To use the word "literally" in a figurative way, removing its usefulness at providing clarity in matters of discerning hyperbole from reality. And you thought Gen X was hot for irony.

"She literally used the word "literally"Milliterally in a sentence."
"You mean she used it figuratively, don't you?
"Who the hell knows?"

Milliterally by Profundis January 12, 2018

Milliteral

A millennial who takes everything literally.

They are probably a milliteral so you will want to be specific.

Milliteral by Derrick Dean April 25, 2024

Multifecalism

The philosophical theory proposed by M. J. Edington, PhD. that identifies situations in which multiple facets of life all turn to crap at the same time. The feeling that things are turning to crap on multiple fronts simultaneously.

I wrecked the car, got an IRS audit notice, lost my job due to downsizing, and received divorce papers all in the same week. Talk about multifecalism in action![

Multifecalism by Cyclone Creek Writer April 30, 2026