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millenialism 

The act of thinking you know it all when you don’t, because you’re too young to know it all.

Alienating co-workers or people in general around you due to your arrogance and ego of “knowing it all” when you don’t.

The self-absorbed ideology of the meaning of life when you don’t know anything but what your few years on this planet has allowed you to learn.
His millenialism kept me from being able to truly connect with him as a proper peer.
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Millenials 

A somewhat common misspelling of Millennials. Often used by crazed political pundits who don't have a clue and the elderly.
Pundit: "Millenials are so dumb it's scary!"
Millennial: "At least we can spell the word "Millennial" correctly."
Millenials by Spam4Dan November 10, 2018

Millenials 

Otherwise known as Generation Y, or the internet generation (iGen), Millenials are people born between the years of 1980 and 1995. Millenials are often "echo boomers" (their parents were part of the baby boom), and they are often extremely tech-savvy.
Bob is born in 1990 and carries his iPod around everywhere he goes. He can fix your computer in a heartbeat and texts his friends all the time. Bob's generation are known as the millenials.
Millenials by KylieBronte December 5, 2007

Millenialesia 

A medical phenomenon characterized as a Millenial who is plagued by the inability to remember how to function as a contributing member of society.
Plagued with millenialesia, Chad is unable to figure out how to find a job and continues to live in his parent's basement playing video games all day.

Millenialsplain

When a millennial explains something to you in expansive yet naive and sometimes incorrect detail, failing to recognize your expertise and expansive knowledge of the subject. Often followed by concern that any attempted clarification of their explanation is a misunderstanding of their absolute wisdom and is a sign of early dementia.
The hipster furrowed his brow with worry, stroked his beard thoughtfully, and then walked awY shaking his head after I responded to his millenialsplain of good parenting by asking how many children he had raised.

Millenials 

The gross generation that invented fidget spinners,dabbing,twerking and other cringey stuff
"Those fucking millenials are dabbing in front of me"
Millenials by yellowpork6969 November 23, 2017

Now-Millennialist 

A slang phrase of someone in their 40s or 50s trying to be hip with current 20 something culture.
Zachary is such a Now-Millennialist. He always loves the latest music and fashion.