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milky mustache

A gay sex act in which one guy is giving another a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in the other's mouth and tells the guy giving the blow job something funny so that cum exits out his nose, similar to when someone is drinking milk and laughs.
When Chris was giving William a blow job, William told an extremely funny joke so that Chris got a milky mustache.
by Booz January 13, 2011
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red milk mustache

Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period
guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.
by rev_b April 9, 2009
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chocolate milk mustache

When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips
He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache
by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018
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Bulgarian Milk Mustache

The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache

Partner 2: sure
by James corporately September 7, 2022
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Milk Mustache

When somebody does a line of coke and you see the powder on the underside of your nose
Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look
by Big Moist Daddy July 16, 2018
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milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip
she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
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Milk Mustache

When dogs reach the certain old age and start having white hair on their face.
Your dog is very cute! i can see he has some milk mustache
by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020
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