milky j

An obscene splatter of seminal porridge

I gave the bitch a " milky j"

by Razorbawz January 18, 2017

milky joe

Immortalised by TV show the mighty boosh, a milky joe is a coconut with a face drawn on it, on a stick, with a tea cloth for clothes. In the boosh episode, Howard and vince are marooned on a desert island, and eventually have no friends but milky joes. but they soon find it was all a dream from drinking too much cocnut milk

1. Extract from mighty boosh
Howard: please get me a word with precious
vince: Haven't you got milky joe
howard: the mans an arse!

2.
person1: WTF is that?
person2: this, my friend, is a milky joe!

by Leeko22Arsenal January 6, 2008

Milky Jezebel

A white whore

Gosh, Carlie is being such a Milky Jezebel

by olddirtyflannel June 2, 2016

milky jooce

Milky Jooce is juice that is milky

Person 1: Hey dude, that milky jooce was delicious!
Person 2: I know right!

by UwU...OwO April 9, 2019

Milky Jelly

A slang term for semen, because of its milky jelly-like consistency.

“Yeah bro, shoot that milky jelly all over my face.”

“I wanna blow my milky jelly all over your tits.”

“Rub that milky jelly all over your face, girl.”

by cmoneyrules February 23, 2020

milky joe

a person with milky eyes who sits outside little shops rocking back and forth singing 'eh where is my milky josephine. always striving to learn more about the wold through their milky eyes.

a passer by: hey up milk
milky joe: HELLO ITS MILKY JOE
a passer by: oh, my bad, hey up milky joe wassup?
milky joe: i wanna learn more and i strive to learn more

by huuhuhu November 29, 2011

Milky Joe

A person with particulary white, or milky skin, and possibly white hair; similar to albinos

WOW! He's a proper Milky Joe

by Daniel Sawyer December 21, 2007