milkh 

the scouse way of saying milk

‘yo just milkh please mate’
‘sure lad that’ll be a quid’

milkh by Liverpudlian64 January 11, 2023

I’ve been milk 

I’ve been milk. The past tense of Milk🥛

The sign off when the alternate persona of Milk comes to an end.

I’ve been milk, I’ll see you next week🥛

I’ve been milk by Milk🥛 November 23, 2021

milk fic 

A semi-famous fan fiction written about Panic! at the Disco frontman Brendon Urie and ex-guitarist Ryan Ross, in which Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. There have been variations on the fic involving other band members (Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz - Fall Out Boy, Gerard Way and Frank Iero - My Chemical Romance, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth - All Time Low, etc.). The fic has made it's name as being one of the most disturbing fanfictions written the bandom.

"Have you read the Milk Fic yet?"
"Oh god, no. We don't talk about the Milk Fic"

milk fic by Benjadict July 8, 2014

going to get milk 

dad's never coming back

dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*

going to get milk by cheesyalfredo September 26, 2020

hipster milk 

A beverage consumed primarily by hipsters. It consists of the hand-squeezed breast milk of organic, free-range, grain-fed soya beans. Hipster milk is free of all preservatives, artificial flavours, artificial colors, and pretense. Hipster milk is certified green. Soya beans are not harmed in the production of hipster milk.

"Hipster milk on sale this week: $6 / 1L eco-carton."

hipster milk by hipster_of_the_month February 6, 2013

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.

When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

Mikhail Kalashnikov by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022

Milk 

Something my dad is still looking for to this day.

David- Where’s your dad?
Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now
David- Really? My dad is too.
Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream?
David- Y-yeah.

Milk by no, luv❤️ April 26, 2020