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When Hatsune Miku gives you the sloppiest of top/sex. Its sex with Hatsune Miku.
You come home after a long day, you go and turn on your tv and sit down to watch some football. To your surprise, the channel is on a different channel. It's playing some weird-ass Japanese shit. You decide to watch for a little bit to try to understand what is going on. You see a super hot and sexy blue-haired girl singing but her voice sounds ugly as hell. All of a sudden a nuclear explosion happens and everything goes haywire. You pass out from the impact. When you wake up the tv is off and you notice someone standing in front of you. It is that blue haired bitch. All of a sudden she starts to kiss me on the lips and she sticks her tongue into my wet mouth. As our tongues intertwine we start to fart just a little. She then mentions to me how stinky my fart was. I said yeah it do. She then unzipped my garfield tighty whities and she asked me why is it so small. I then told her i watch football. She then decides to take pity on me for being a football fan and she starts to Mikujob my small erect wet rubbery juicy lanky stinky pink elongated cold moist bricklike dusty unused untouched factory new overclocked watercooled musty deforested manscaped overgrown moldy thumblike stubby squiggish old young midage teen womanlydick/ penis. I then say wow this is poggers. I then cum all over her and then she shrinks into a my little pony friendship is magic figure. She then whispers to me. "put me in the jar daddy". I then fill the jar with more cum and decide to set her on my radiator.
mikujob by treepuncher68 February 23, 2022
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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