(v) To travel thousands of miles to be with your love interest, only to experience extreme disappointment when that love interest does not want to have sex with you.
I went to Europe to be with my love, but I got totally mikkeau'd!
mikkeal is one of the best guy friend a girl could ever have, and the homie bro you could ever have. he is dangerous if you get on his bad side. and he is more than capable of snapping your neck. he’s the one you call. he may be dangerous but he has a soft, teddy bear like side when it comes to the people he truly appreciates. he’s funny as hell and can make a whole stadium laugh with just one sentence. and he is by far the most loyal, honest, and truly committed boyfriend one could ever have. he knows when something’s not quite right and will immediately try his best to fix it. he is a one of a kind person and will be there for you whenever you need him.
girl 1: “so... how have you and mikkeal been?”
girl2: well, today is our 6 month anniversary and i am so happy about it! i can already see the future ahead of us!”
girl 1: “wow seems like you two are truly meant for each other :)”
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"
"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a hugehairspider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.