Mikkeal

mikkeal is one of the best guy friend a girl could ever have, and the homie bro you could ever have. he is dangerous if you get on his bad side. and he is more than capable of snapping your neck. he’s the one you call. he may be dangerous but he has a soft, teddy bear like side when it comes to the people he truly appreciates. he’s funny as hell and can make a whole stadium laugh with just one sentence. and he is by far the most loyal, honest, and truly committed boyfriend one could ever have. he knows when something’s not quite right and will immediately try his best to fix it. he is a one of a kind person and will be there for you whenever you need him.

girl 1: “so... how have you and mikkeal been?”

girl2: well, today is our 6 month anniversary and i am so happy about it! i can already see the future ahead of us!”
girl 1: “wow seems like you two are truly meant for each other :)”

by Yung_Shortii April 16, 2020

Mads Mikkelsen

A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."

Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.

Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.

by hannibalmorelikecannibal September 26, 2013

Mikheal Deans

A Jamaican self-taught painter, graphics designer, cartoonist, character designer, animator, and entrepreneur.

You are like Mikheal Deans, one of the most gifted pianists in the world.

by slaehk December 8, 2021

Mikkal

Fuck Mikkal. This dude rides skateboards and listens to sad boi music. Don’t be a Mikkal.

Wow, you’re listening to ANOTHER Rex Orange County song? You’re such a Mikkal.

by Arec Nick April 4, 2019

Mikkel

Mikkel is a god among peasant when you meet him you instantly get horny and he has the biggest dick in the world and is foreber gonna be a legend

mikkel is a god

by Bhanushan January 19, 2022

Mikkel Nielsen

a person who makes sure your team loses in a soccer game.

"what the fuck Mikkel Nielsen?!?! how didn't you catch that ball?"

by Lil KroGhLY May 1, 2019

Mikkelwav

ex-Ballmart large corporation shoplifter who has oral sex with esmbot everyday. Commonly associated with the gay and transitioning fandom. A charming newgrounds user who plays max-the-elf everyday after coming home (a barn) from work (stripping). Hee/haa/hoo/haa/hee bronouns for this individual. Fangz for reading<3

FBI: I found 2TB of cute and funny content on your C: and P: drive, care to explain?
Dan: What can I say? Im a bit of a Mikkelwav

by fumovore January 10, 2022