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A melanin princess who may sometimes have a bad temper but is very cool to be around, she the most beautiful of all shes caring for others and succeeds in life but may sometimes be a hoe
Every time i look at her I get a boner

Damn she must be a mikhayl
mikhayl by Hialy November 14, 2016
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Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.
When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.
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mikhalia 

a nice hilarious gorgeous friend, she is all ways smiling and super nice. If you get on her bad side good luck there is no coming back from that
mikhalia walked in the room making it happier.
mikhalia by m2246 November 2, 2018

Mikaylah 

Mikaylah is a powerful name. It means someone who is confident, strong-willed, outgoing, outspoken, and very sweet. Usually means someone who is easy to get along with but has gone through a lot of things that could have potentially destroyed them. This person can take on anything and is scared of no one. They are fearless and take crap from no one. They are very mature and funny, bubbly and friendly. They tend to reach out to the outcasts and help those in need. They are natural born leaders and are born to be somebody. (Typically are females)
Sally: Wow! That girl is a Mikaylah!
Mikayla is a Goddess sent from above. She is truly an amazing celestial being. Sent from heaven. Anyone who has known a Mikayla has been blessed. Her aura radiates any room and makes anyone's day better. Even on her bad days Mikayla makes life brighter. She shines bright on her darkest days. Mikayla has a small inner circle cause she aint got shit to say to nobody she doesnt vibe with. She will drop anything and do anything for her closest friends and family. If you have a Mikayla in her life never let her go. Everybody needs a Mikayla.
Person 1: What's the deal with that Mikayla girl?
Person 2: She's the coolest, most down to earth girl I know. She would do anything for her friends! Anyone is lucky to know her.
Mikayla by Terica4lyfe January 10, 2019
Mikayla is a great friend. She is loyal, a bestie, and a great backup. She will always be there for you, no matter what. She will be your backup through the thick and thin. Get a mikayla
I love you Mikayla
Mikayla by Chelsay_the best February 20, 2018

Mikaylee 

Beautiful girl, with lots of amazing friends! Very popular and is liked by most people. BEWARE! If you mess with her she will come down on you harder than hail!
Person 1: omg look at her she's so gorgeous
Person 2: yeah that's Mikaylee she's good friends with all the popular people.
Mikaylee by teenxnames July 27, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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