Mike Huckabee 

Governor of Arkansas from 1996 to 2007 and religious fanatic who believes that the Sandy Hook tragedy was caused by the lack of teacher-led prayer in public schools. Unsuccessfully ran for the Republican nomination for President of the United States in 2008 and currently hosts a political commentary show on Fox News called "Huckabee". It's a shame that Fox hires men like Huckabee who use horrific events such as the Sandy Hook shooting to pimp their fascist views. It's also incredible how many Americans wish they lived in a theocracy.

Mike Huckabee embodies what is wrong with the religious right-wing and Republican Party.

Mike Huckabee by Pacash80 January 5, 2013

mike huckabee 

What you get when you cross Kevin Spacey with Gomer Pyle.

Gawleee, Shazam!! Sgt. Carter, Sgt. Carter, I feel SHAME SHAME SHAME!!! I just butt-fucked Kevin Spacey!! We're naming our new backwoods, inbred retarded love child 'Mike Huckabee'!

mike huckabee by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

Mike Huckabee 

V- A sexual act primarily defined as a group of 5 or more men encircled around a traditionally younger kneeling Baptist man (known as the "Mike") who proceeds to pleasure every member of the group. Is primarily finished off by every participating member ejaculating into a martini glass whereupon the "Mike" proceeds to consume by drinking the ejaculate. Also known as "Miking", "Hucking", or "Huckabeezling"

Me - WTF are they doing over there?
Ron Paul - I am not sure but what I do know is that we don't want to find out
Me - (after walking over) OMFG that is so sick!!!
Ron Paul - What?!
Me - Those dudes are Mike Huckabeeing each other!
Ron Paul - See I knew that shit, you shouldn't have gone over there
Me - Vote Ron Paul 2008!!!!!!!

Mike Huckabee by mando777 December 9, 2008

mike huckabee 

an everyday type of good guy. a good ol' boy with gimmick sayings to act witty. a goofball that is popular among some of the people. see psuedo-conformist. he is an everyday good guy who shops Walmart and is a giving person. he is not pretentious nor passive aggressive. if you're real, you vote mike huckabee. all the pretentious hipsters voted for ron paul and democrat. mike is caring and heart warmingly real. WE ARE REAL.

mike huckabee is a heart warming good southerner with real conservative values. We, the walmart people, are real, not fake poser like psuedo-intellectuals he may be the next president. mike huckabee is the people. mike huckabee is a hip guy. if he was black i'd call him a real gangsta.

mike huckabee by eazy-x February 19, 2008

Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test 

A rhetorical device or debating tactic used to challenge the argument that “Anyone who identifies as trans is trans/valid.”

It quotes the following 2015 anecdote from Mike Huckabee, a well-known anti-trans public figure:

“I wish someone told me in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’”

The test asks whether or not this teen version of Mike Huckabee is valid as a genderfluid trans teen.

The test forces the opposing side into an ultimatum:

1) Accept the absurd, bad-faith hypothetical as a valid trans identity, validating a transphobic comment by Mike Huckabee.

2) Admit that some standards are necessary for what constitutes a “valid” trans person, in order to exclude trolls like Mike Huckabee, thereby disproving the notion that “anyone who identifies as trans is trans”.

Named in August 2025 by Haley Halcyon (@2gd4.me on Bluesky) after she, quote unquote, “decisively won an Internet debate for the first time” using this strategy. As originally explained:

“Any #transmedicalist who finds someone who parrots the sleepwoking line ‘anyone who identifies as trans is trans’ or ‘all trans people are valid’, my advice is this:
• Apply the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test.
• Don’t let off when they try to deflect.
• Point out the gate they implicitly keep.”

Her argument for self-ID, total bodily autonomy, and zero gatekeeping was a crowdpleaser, until I hit her with the Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test and she ragequit.

Genderfluid Mike Huckabee Test by the riverside August 9, 2025