When a person eats a large amount of corn, then the next day takes a shit without wiping, and is immediately fucked in the ass. The corn in the poop "tickles" the dick, and it is called the midwest tickler because of the large amount of corn grown in the midwest.
Person 1: "The corn is knee high by the fourth of July."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."
by Freddy15 June 23, 2008
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