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midnight mask 

jizzing (cumming, squirting semen, blowing a load, bustin a nut) on your partners face, usually over the eye area while in bed at night.

waking up the next morning with your eyes crusted over with semen.

waking someone up from sleep, by jizzing on their face, usually over the eye area.
"oh Michael, i want you to cum on my face and my glasses. I don't mind wearing a midnight mask to bed tonight."

"aww girl, my boyfriend and I got sooo wild last night. i woke up with a serious midnight mask, I could barely open my eyes they were so jizz crusted!"

"So last night I was over at Emily's house and she was asleep, but i really needed to bust a nut. So I jerked off and woke her up with a midnight mask"
midnight mask by tizzco April 15, 2010
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MidnightMasser 

A person into the darker life; someone who is a vampirefreak but is much more maturer than that.
Someone with Dark Style and Habits. Loners who know how to have a good time on their own. People who have great taste in Octane Rock and Metal/Death Metal. Someone who is Vampiric or Pagan without being over-obvious about it.

Someone who knows what and who they are and dresses like it to others like themselves, yet normal people just think there is a Concert in town.

Occult View: Someone who has re-invented Ozzy in some way, while throwing in some wicca and The Lost Boys in a Cool way.

A Cool Version of being an Anti-socialist.
Man, I went to the concert and their were MidnightMasser's everywhere!

Siren, Is one of those MidnightMassers, She has cool style and keeps to herself.
MidnightMasser by TragedyM77 July 6, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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