midnight mask 

jizzing (cumming, squirting semen, blowing a load, bustin a nut) on your partners face, usually over the eye area while in bed at night.

waking up the next morning with your eyes crusted over with semen.

waking someone up from sleep, by jizzing on their face, usually over the eye area.

"oh Michael, i want you to cum on my face and my glasses. I don't mind wearing a midnight mask to bed tonight."

"aww girl, my boyfriend and I got sooo wild last night. i woke up with a serious midnight mask, I could barely open my eyes they were so jizz crusted!"

"So last night I was over at Emily's house and she was asleep, but i really needed to bust a nut. So I jerked off and woke her up with a midnight mask"

midnight mask by tizzco April 15, 2010

MidnightMasser 

A person into the darker life; someone who is a vampirefreak but is much more maturer than that.
Someone with Dark Style and Habits. Loners who know how to have a good time on their own. People who have great taste in Octane Rock and Metal/Death Metal. Someone who is Vampiric or Pagan without being over-obvious about it.

Someone who knows what and who they are and dresses like it to others like themselves, yet normal people just think there is a Concert in town.

Occult View: Someone who has re-invented Ozzy in some way, while throwing in some wicca and The Lost Boys in a Cool way.

A Cool Version of being an Anti-socialist.

Man, I went to the concert and their were MidnightMasser's everywhere!

Siren, Is one of those MidnightMassers, She has cool style and keeps to herself.

MidnightMasser by TragedyM77 July 6, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012