Midkel 

Someone who tries to make jokes, but ends up get little to no positive reaction from his peers.

Person 1: Wow Midkel, you really get no bitches huh?
Midkel: Your mom is my bitch
Person 1 and 2: Worst attempted bangers

Midkel by Big dimo August 2, 2022

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Midkel is very mid

midkel by Big dimo August 2, 2022

Mads Mikkelsen 

A mystical, foreign man hailing from Denmark, Mads ( pronounced "mass," sorry no mad puns here ) Mikkelsen was originally a gymnast and actor, then began his career in acting in 1996. He's known for playing incredibly sexy bad guys and seducing people with his smokey accent, brooding looks, and hot body. Notable moments in his acting career include literally busting James Bond's balls as the bloody-eyed villain Le Chiffre, ( who is great because he has an inhaler, and yet is still a badass and a helluva creepy dude ) kicking mythical beast ass in Clash of the Titans, and most recently, eating rude people as the cleverly-named Dr. Hannibal ( totally rhymes with Cannibal ) Lecter. He actively steals the reproductive organs of both dudes and dudettes on Tumblr, in particular. He speaks four languages, is pretty much always named the #1 hottest guy in Denmark, and he's sweet and humble as can be. When asked what scares him, he replied: "I don't like big lines to the restrooms when I just had four beers. It scares me, really."

Mads Mikkelsen. Total badass, Bond villain, Danish dude who eats the rude.

Person 1: Did you see that French villain who busted Bond's balls?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Mads Mikkelsen?
Person 1: Yeah, I guess he was pretty mad.
Person 2: No, MADS Mikkelsen. Mads. It's his first name.
Person 1: OH, MADs. He must have been a really angry baby for his parents to name him that.
Person 2: *sighs heavily* ...rude.

Mads Mikkelsen by hannibalmorelikecannibal September 26, 2013

MickelStink

Pro golfer Phil Mickelson's nickname when he loses.

MickelStink choked away the 2013 U.S. Open.

MickelStink by Sajak June 16, 2013

Milkel 

Combination of Milk and Nickel (5 cent piece).

When a player bets the minimum bet in a poker game to milk the other players out of another nickel. This is done when a player knows he has the best hand, but doesn't want to bluff the others out of the game. He'd rather get a few more nickels than nothing.

Can be used for bets larger than 5 cents, but a milkel is only a milkel if it is the minimum bet allowed during that game.

"I know a milkel when I see one, I fold".
"I knew he had me beat when he bet that milkel".
"That ain't no milkel, hes bluffin'".

Milkel by w.phx.az March 10, 2009

Mickelson 

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.

Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!

Mickelson by gtbarry July 7, 2006

Mikela 

Mikela is a loveable kind-hearted person who is always finding something funny, usually found nibbling on junk food or drinking water. Mikela will love playing with her hair and doesn't mind someone special seeing her in the mornings. She's never in a bad mood and is always happy to talk to anyone. Everyone loves Mikela, don't deny it. She's beautiful

You're so pretty! Duh, I'm Mikela.
I love your personality! Thanks. What's your name? Mikela.
Your hair is amazing. Thanks, I'm Mikela.
What's my personality and looks out of 10? Above that, Probably around Mikela.
Don't you just love Mikela? Yeah, but she's Calum's unfortunately.

Mikela by London_guy101 April 9, 2013