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Middleburg High School

A school where all you hear is howdy partner and let's go huntin' the football team is okay and getting better with the seniors leaving the next hear will be more fun the volleyball team is good but never does better than district champs and the softball team is on the fall for good the girls are all dtf and the guys are ehh unless they play football the white guys are all packing on the team and will have there girls begging for more Middleburg is an okay place with terrible stuff
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you’re either a country bumpkin, thot, or one of the very few decent people that are under appreciated and ignored. “popular” thots wear crocs or those weird boat shoes (both gross as fuck like you guys look mad ugly) and think they are superior bad bitches but they really just musty and racist. guys are untrustworthy and headass getting to school 30 minutes early to hang with their annoying jhit friends by their pickup truck that their daddy is paying for. the new freshmen are all either an emo or a MADDDDDD THOTTT. sophomores are headass, annoying, and think they run the school. juniors are weird as fuck but can be chill. seniors are obviously superior but filled with drama. EVERYONE has a nicotine addiction. and no there is not incest idk why people say that weird shit, sorely mistaken mhs for chs
sarah: “yeah i got catcalled by some country bumpkins that were juuling in the back of their pickup”

me: “well that’s middleburg high school for ya”

Middleburg Highschool 

A school full of yeehaw ass bitches and racist trump loving people. The black male students are all wanna be thugs and the white students use the n-word like it’s water. The teachers are lame asf and dress code over dumb shit and the guys are low key gay asf. Inside of the school is very nice besides the bat infestation that happened a few months ago. Welcome to Middleburg brothers and sisters since all of y’all like to fuckur family members. 💀
I heard a girl at Middleburg Highschool had chlamydia .

Middleburg Highschool 

Literally, here are quotes I have heard from the schools students and teachers.
(Located in The Islands):

(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”

Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”

Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)

Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
“Yo, I heard there was a bat infestation at Middleburg Highschool!”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026