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Middleburg High School

A school where all you hear is howdy partner and let's go huntin' the football team is okay and getting better with the seniors leaving the next hear will be more fun the volleyball team is good but never does better than district champs and the softball team is on the fall for good the girls are all dtf and the guys are ehh unless they play football the white guys are all packing on the team and will have there girls begging for more Middleburg is an okay place with terrible stuff
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you’re either a country bumpkin, thot, or one of the very few decent people that are under appreciated and ignored. “popular” thots wear crocs or those weird boat shoes (both gross as fuck like you guys look mad ugly) and think they are superior bad bitches but they really just musty and racist. guys are untrustworthy and headass getting to school 30 minutes early to hang with their annoying jhit friends by their pickup truck that their daddy is paying for. the new freshmen are all either an emo or a MADDDDDD THOTTT. sophomores are headass, annoying, and think they run the school. juniors are weird as fuck but can be chill. seniors are obviously superior but filled with drama. EVERYONE has a nicotine addiction. and no there is not incest idk why people say that weird shit, sorely mistaken mhs for chs
sarah: “yeah i got catcalled by some country bumpkins that were juuling in the back of their pickup”

me: “well that’s middleburg high school for ya”

Middleburg Highschool 

A school full of yeehaw ass bitches and racist trump loving people. The black male students are all wanna be thugs and the white students use the n-word like it’s water. The teachers are lame asf and dress code over dumb shit and the guys are low key gay asf. Inside of the school is very nice besides the bat infestation that happened a few months ago. Welcome to Middleburg brothers and sisters since all of y’all like to fuckur family members. 💀
I heard a girl at Middleburg Highschool had chlamydia .

Middleburg Highschool 

Literally, here are quotes I have heard from the schools students and teachers.
(Located in The Islands):

(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”

Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”

Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)

Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
Yo, I heard there was a bat infestation at Middleburg Highschool!”
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026