middle school shower

The school gym shower in middle school. It is the first time students are forced to get naked and shower around their friends and classmates at school. Older schools have a communal shower, in which no one can hide anything, and anyone can see how developed their classmates have gotten in terms of dick/boob size and public hair. Some students are humiliated by this, while others are proud to show off. Reactions to erections can vary - sometimes they are ridiculed, and sometimes they cause other students to get erections.

Jacob: Did you enjoy the middle school shower?

James: I did! I had the biggest dick of all my classmates! What about you?

Jacob: I didn't have any pubic hair at the beginning, so I got teased, and I got an erection almost every day, no matter how hard I tried not to.

middle school shower by naked streaker August 6, 2019

Middle School Shower

Unleashing an entire can of axe body spray on your prepubescent body en lieu of taking an actual fucking shower

“Don’t worry bro, just take a quick middle school shower before you go out.”

“You can smell Greg’s middle school shower from across the room.”

Middle School Shower by AudioPixie November 10, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016